The most pockmarked, shitty campus in the world. Not built for the amount of students that go here, as is evidenced by the traffic problems inherently caused by 1 (one) road going through campus.
by SB February 15, 2005
One of the premier schools in Texas, and part of the Big 12. Well-known for its academics and athletics team. Texas Tech is located outside of Lubbock, Texas, farther north then the other major Texas universities. Also well known for attempting to join the Texas A&M-UT rivalry and claiming dominance in sports, athletics and general attractiveness of the student population, while truly possessing second-rate academics and an extremely glorified football team. While still a good school, Tech is mostly populated by students who failed to get into A&M or UT and still seek to attend a Texas school.
University of Texas Graduate: I managed to get 5 job offers from major companies!
Texas A&M Graduate: Same here!
Texas Tech University Graduate: Not me, I didn't get any because everyone knows my degree is bullshit
Texas A&M Graduate: Same here!
Texas Tech University Graduate: Not me, I didn't get any because everyone knows my degree is bullshit
by TheBigF89 October 15, 2010
The second place college in Oklahoma. It has low standards for acceptance and boasts an impressive Agriculture and Veterinary program. It is where people that do not get into OU attend.
by Regretful OSU Alumni April 28, 2011
a piece of shit school located in the middle of fucking nowhere. All the guys here are either meat-head jocks or straight edge nerds, but everyone is a devout hardcore Christian. The girls are hot but they are all plastic bitches that only fuck sports guys. Their nickname "Harvard of the Midwest" is one of the biggest misnomers I've ever heard. The school has an 80%+ acceptance rate and most people here are fucking retarded. I bet half the school doesn't even know what 'misnomer' means. Stay far away from this horrible place. The only reason I'm here is because it's cheap and they gave me scholarships
by herpaderp52 April 18, 2011
The full and proper name for what is commonly refered to as Penn State. Since this is a land grant, farm school spelling Pennsylvania is beyond most students abilities and the shortend Penn is the norm.
Majors vary from Football to drinking. Where that most Footballers take 5 years to grduate in both.
The Football team regularly ranks #1 or #2 in the nation with worst fans. Only Notre Dame or the occasional Texan ever surpass them. The strange dedication to an individual, known as Joe Pa, has been the focus of many studies. I think the Pa is an even shorter spelling of Pennsylvania.
Majors vary from Football to drinking. Where that most Footballers take 5 years to grduate in both.
The Football team regularly ranks #1 or #2 in the nation with worst fans. Only Notre Dame or the occasional Texan ever surpass them. The strange dedication to an individual, known as Joe Pa, has been the focus of many studies. I think the Pa is an even shorter spelling of Pennsylvania.
by Douglas Hoover September 24, 2006
A school often confused with the University of Chicago, an elite private university.
Like Penn State and UPenn, a wealthy and intelligent student body gets screwed over by the name of their college.
Like Penn State and UPenn, a wealthy and intelligent student body gets screwed over by the name of their college.
"So where did you go to school?"
"The University of Chicago."
"Sweet, me too! What fast food restaurant are you working at?"
"No, no, not the University of Illinois at Chicago. The University of Chicago. I got a degree in Economics there and now I'm making 120k a year on Wall Street."
"Oh. Would you like fries with that?"
"The University of Chicago."
"Sweet, me too! What fast food restaurant are you working at?"
"No, no, not the University of Illinois at Chicago. The University of Chicago. I got a degree in Economics there and now I'm making 120k a year on Wall Street."
"Oh. Would you like fries with that?"
by Corbin James M. July 02, 2006
The worst insult known to all humanity and extraterrestrial species.
Obliterates any other insult.
No exepitons.
Obliterates any other insult.
No exepitons.
Sam:-Your mom gay
Tom:-Your family tree LGBT
Sam:-Your granny tranny
Tom:-Don't make me do it
Sam:-Do it cunt
Tom:-Your universe gay
(Everybody fucking explodes the planets are gone and all matter is turned into oblivion)
Tom:-Your family tree LGBT
Sam:-Your granny tranny
Tom:-Don't make me do it
Sam:-Do it cunt
Tom:-Your universe gay
(Everybody fucking explodes the planets are gone and all matter is turned into oblivion)
by Sam The great cunt April 01, 2018