Matthew

This guy has a hundred fucking memes on his phone.

Matthew, did you-

yes, yes i did

by that one gay neighbor September 14, 2021

Matthew

If you encounter any certain Matthew in your life.You will have great fortune and live a peaceful,happy life with your lover (Matthew) and have healthy kids.Matthew is so sexy when you encounter them that your eyes burst of tears

I love Matthew I wish he could be my husband.

by Brexit Fella September 11, 2022

matthew

matthews have blue eyes. they have the nicest brown curly hair. all the girls fall for matthew but he will only ever love one girl. one girl he loves is more special to him than any girl ever. he loves one girl.

matthew isnt good at staying in relationships but if he is with the right girl then he can stay in a relationship. he would never cheat on a girl ever. he always tells the girl he loves that he loves her and if he likes her then he wont say i love you.

boy: matthew told me yesterday kaylee and him said i love you.
girl: i am so jealous of them together they’re so cute

by youngdaggerdickthatsmyhandld April 6, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is a persons who likes to give head

Matthew likes to give head to Roy

by Udayan232 October 14, 2021

Matthew drinkwater

Matthew Drinkwater that men flock to. They are always told by other boys that they are extremely handsome. They swear they aren’t gay but we all know.

Man #1- did you see that cute guy

Man #2- is that a Matthew drinkwater

Man #3- OMG YESSSSSS HES CUTE

by Chug Jug Victory Royale King January 18, 2024

Matthew Beauchesne

A man usually called BIG MATT by everyone including his mother, even though he is not very big in size yet very dense. he only gets the lady's that have very erotic personality's, he uses them to make GIFs that go incredibly viral. keep BIG MATT away from your ladies, you may never see them again.

I wish i could be like Matthew Beauchesne and chill with baddies all day and night for cabbage.

by howlyprowly March 13, 2023

Matthew

Matthew! yes! with a double T. tiddies. hahaha yes mathew is a waffler but so much so that it brings out the best qualities out of you, you can spend hours on end talking to this guy and never ever get bored of him because he id the funniest and most interesting guy you will ever meet. You're lucky to have a matthew in your life.

matthew waffles too much

by nowhyiseverythingtaken July 19, 2022