The name of an absolute gigachad anyone with the name fives should be praised as a GOD and be able to do whatever he pleases. Gets literally any woman he wants. Gets ANYTHING he wants. And everybody loves him for it. (Also will eventually die a dramatic death)
by Gatrick June 11, 2021
A group chat for five girls who chat shit about everyone and all love each other and has each other’s backs❤️
by balck girls December 14, 2019
by Gwader October 27, 2018
The status that you gain when you do the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump five days a week. This is especially impressive at boarding school, when you live with a roommate.
Jim: yo, I never beat my meat at boarding school
DeSalvio: yo, i do it five days a week, either in our room or in a bathroom stall.
Jim: Damn, you on the five day status!
DeSalvio: yo, i do it five days a week, either in our room or in a bathroom stall.
Jim: Damn, you on the five day status!
by Perry Hubes February 11, 2011
Side Five
When you stick your arm out sideways and someone slaps your hand as they walk by. It’s like a high five, but cooler, lazier, and horizontal.
When you stick your arm out sideways and someone slaps your hand as they walk by. It’s like a high five, but cooler, lazier, and horizontal.
Example:
Saw my buddy at the park. Didn’t stop walking—just threw him a side five and kept it moving.
Saw my buddy at the park. Didn’t stop walking—just threw him a side five and kept it moving.
by ArkShepherd May 18, 2025
by Principal of the Thing October 15, 2023
by Wawa man April 27, 2024