Rusty Pelican

When you get shit on your nose after eating a girls pussy.

After going down on Sarah, she looked and me and said “You’ve got a Rusty Pelican!!!”

by Seppsters November 19, 2020

Rusty Jeep

When you get fucked in the ass on your hands and knees, while in the woods.

Ah man, me and my girl did the Rusty Jeep down on that old arc trail.

by Daychick November 22, 2020

rusty grandpa

when an older gentleman has sex but his spray on tan rubs off on the bed sheets

watch out for randy, I hear he's a real rusty grandpa

by Chillingallday November 28, 2020

Rusty hook

First someone puts their finger in their asshole and takes it out. Subsequently they bend their finger like a fishhook and hook it into someone's cheek.

Damn girl.. Yesterday I was just minding my own business when this guy walked by and gave me a rusty hook.

by (f)lyingdutchman March 3, 2020

Rusty crofts

Croft (noun)- the space between a male’s leg and scrotum where sweat and other bodily secretions/smells tend to accumulate.

Rusty Crofts (noun)- the condition of overly irritated crofts due to accumulation of ball cheese, swass, and excessive leg to ball rubbagr causing severe chaffage.

Dude, my crofts are so sweaty.
Dude, I can’t walk anymore I have a case of the rusty crofts

by superhotkarl March 7, 2020

Rusty Sally

The act of finishing yourself off after pulling your cock out of a woman's butt!

My wife said she was starting to feel some pain so I had to give myself a rusty Sally!

by Rusty Sally May 3, 2020

rusty walter

The act of girl squirting in a bowl of butterscotch candy by an old man, while he teabags her with a hairy ball sack.

Erin got caught by Raymond being rusty Walterd by Ron at the retirement home during Covid 19 Quarantine

by The rustiest Walter May 20, 2020