Matthew

A person who has not watched the office.

Don’t be a Matthew check out this amazing series.

by Bruiser85b March 4, 2022

Matthew

a boy who fly's planes and gets all the bitches

Matthew stop kissing all the girls

by shoe poo March 6, 2022

Matthew Taylor

Is a wanker and wanks everyday. he can't cum at all. he has never had a girlfriend before and has a 2 micrometer penis. you should never have Matthew Taylor as a boyfriend he will just wank off all day

Matthew Taylor is a wanking shithead

by THE REAL JEFF BEZOS March 6, 2022

Matthewed

When a person running with the football gets absolutely folded by one or more defenders.

Did you see the running back get matthewed on that kick return last night

by Zacdy6979 January 13, 2026

Matthew

The light of hope in your desolate life. Really ravenous for some dih

Yo, I really have a longing for some Matthew rn
Without Matthew I would be disconsolate

by Fallstar January 16, 2026

Matthewing it

Reaching a flow-state of being so good at a game that it is unimaginable

While we were playing fornite, my friend is matthewing it.

by Jeridistifn February 19, 2026

Matthew

Someone who is important to their job, to the extent that their workplace would not function without them.

After making it to the Stanley Cup finals 3 years in a row since Matthew Tkachuk was traded to the team, the Florida Panthers are barely clinging to a wildcard spot after Tkachuk was out with an injury for most of the season. He's a real Matthew.

by Winnie Roo February 21, 2026