Cheese-Hammer

Cheese - soft squidgy edible substance.
Hammer – object to pound with. To hammer a steak tenderises it, to Hammer a piece of cheese would be a waste of time! A Cheese-Hammer has no place in life!

My current boss is a complete Cheese-Hammer.

by Threaders April 6, 2006

ass cheese

the hot musky sweaty and maybe a little shitty residue left on the asshole after going toilet and not wiping very well which gives off a strong smell and can be very tasty

i spread her ass cheeks apart and rubbed her asshole and could smell her sweaty musky shitty ass cheese on her asshole that wasn't very clean and i licked it

by anom123 July 18, 2006

cheese log

A common yellow school bus

The damn cheese log is late again!!

by smudja July 22, 2008

n00b cheese

a incredibly stupid n00b who thinks s/he is better than an experianced player

n00b: i won, i won....

n00b dies

The fonz: ha ha, n00b cheese

by hoaxflame July 23, 2005

frottage cheese

The semen that comes out of a mans penis while he "frotts".

After a quick frott on the subway, Karl had frottage cheese in his underwear.

by Logane September 22, 2006

Cheese and kisses

Rhyming slang for Missus wife.

(At the end of night drinking at a pub) "I'm going home to the cheese and kisses."

by Paul Hurley May 7, 2005

Pussy Cheese

Cheese made from the milk of a cat

"Bob, I'm not sure what kind of cheese is on this pizza, the ingredient list isn't in English." "Susie, I'm pretty sure that says Pussy Cheese.

by Pheobe Bedwetter August 14, 2010