Man Yogurt

The slimy white goo that gets launched out of a dick during ejaculation.

Amy licked all the man yogurt off of John's dick after giving him a trusty hand job.

by theredcup September 8, 2019

Man Drape

Big Bushy Mustache.

Man, Rico is looking sexy with that huge man drape hanging offa his lip.

by dmpullen November 11, 2010

Man-Nipples

A term to use for one that is useless.

Cunt 1: “That cunt is as useful as ‘Man-Nipples’“
Cunt 2: “not only useless, he’s annoying as Fuck”
Cunt 1: “Yeah, ‘Marathon Rash Man-Nipples’

by Litcunt February 3, 2020

Night Man

The nemesis of the dayman, and the original fictional character made by Charlie Kelly on the show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. He is believed to be the manifestation of Charlie's dark childhood and possible molestation.

Mac: What's this new song about Charlie?

Charlie: Night man, and how he goes fills you up inside to possess you.

Mac: Charlie, that totally sounds like rape.

by The Golden God Part 2 June 29, 2019

The Baggie Man

Silky skills on Halo 3 and Gears of War 2, The Baggie Man could tap into his Xbox skill set with some special remedy and destroy all in his path.

Noob 1: Oh shit! I just got 4 shotted by The Baggie Man
Noob 2: Yeah me too, now he's doing the T-bag walk on me...

by Shreyas Girme December 25, 2011

man chubby

A man having a sexual crush toward another man.

"Bro, you have a total man chubby on Tom Brady."

by MAN CHUBSTER January 5, 2018

Man Ruler

A ruler that for every inch beyond 5 inches, the actual length of each segment shrinks by half, leading to a severely exaggerated final measurement.

It is the most commonly used tool when a man measures his manhood.

Whether made with a physical measuring tool or a perceived one, the measurements are always equally exaggerated.

John: "Yeah man, I've got a huge tool!"

Pat: "Is that so? I have my doubts."

John: "NINE THROBBING INCHES BUDDY!" *unzips fly*

Pat: "I see you've been using the Man Ruler again."

by RandomBrowser April 10, 2012