Dad

The father of the child

You should know this. Your mother taught you this. So why are you searching Dad?

by Possibly the person you dont k September 30, 2021

ur dad

most powerful insult.....

your dad is gay, oh i forgot he left you.

by hvikUJhcslahco October 1, 2021

Dad

a male parent figure who will be there for you until your little sibling are born.

Life before little sibling “hey dad i’m sorry i broke the vase….”

“it’s okay no need to say sorry for that.”
life after “dad? that little dude broke my pen.”
“THATS YOUR FAULT YOU NEED TO WATCH YOUR STUFF.i- i’m sorry honey i got a little bit too emotional.”

by Sensei- July 21, 2021

Military Dad

A balding, divorced middle aged dude who drinks too much beer and watches football with his other military bros. Does everything in his power to make the son be an exact replica of him, and his daughter an exact replica of his wife. 90% of Zoomers have him. But he is pretty cool ngl

My dad is a military dad

by Stupid Af July 24, 2021

dad

a bad person who will steal your bagel and helped make you.

Me: What is a dad?
Dad: YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!

by Some b0die August 10, 2021

DADS

Dumb As Dog Shit

Gee whiz that Freddy is a bit DADS

by DC2190 August 13, 2021

dog dad bait

Photos or videos featuring a single Dog Mom’s dog that uses the dog to attract single men who want to be dog dads into the life of the single dog mom.

Franny loves to use her dog as dog dad bait in tiktoks and Instagram stories.

by Mr. Patrick Parker August 13, 2021