callum bowden smith, also known as callum bargainman or callum luvsa-barg, is young lad who gets off on eating two burgers and chips and ketchup in a 8:2 ratio. he is partial to temu skincare (loves a good bargain) and kayaking. he can be a bit gammy but that just adds to his charm. his hair is a clod and his big toe is unfathomably hairy. he’s prone to being a bit moody. you can often find callum in the naughty corner being hounded by older, and, quite frankly, grim, old men.
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The have a dad bod and fading strength because he got Asama. he loves correcting mistakes and shouting at the top of his lungs during football games.
He can be found in a ball field, church, fishing airing up his tires to his red pick up, yelling at his youngest son, sitting gracfully on his recliner with no shirt on or in a classroom or on the track. overall he is a ...kind...person I guess. who is chill as long as you don't mess up
Pronouns " all that gender crap is made Up"
The have a dad bod and fading strength because he got Asama. he loves correcting mistakes and shouting at the top of his lungs during football games.
He can be found in a ball field, church, fishing airing up his tires to his red pick up, yelling at his youngest son, sitting gracfully on his recliner with no shirt on or in a classroom or on the track. overall he is a ...kind...person I guess. who is chill as long as you don't mess up
Pronouns " all that gender crap is made Up"
Mr / Papa Smith ( my dad) will be really happy if the urban dictionary people publish this
Mr/Papa smith really likes his coffee ( more than Me)
Mr/Papa smith really likes his coffee ( more than Me)
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Cool as hell
Has a sick ass jacket, that's a little too big for him
Ballin all the time
Cool as hell
Has a sick ass jacket, that's a little too big for him
Ballin all the time
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Cool as hell
Has a sick ass jacket, that's a little too big for him
Ballin all the time
Cool as hell
Has a sick ass jacket, that's a little too big for him
Ballin all the time
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LeBron: "no way, Ayesha has that Jada Pinkett Smith Syndrome. Savannah would never embarrass me like that"
KD: "lmaoo, that's why I'm not married yet bruh. Imagine yo girl tellin' the world you have a footfetish"
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