Romanian Shower

A traditional coming-of-age “gypsy” tradition, involving the boy now man, his future lover who may or may not be an animal, and a bottle of champagne.
On his birthday, they will shake a bottle of champagne and have him open it so it goes inside his partner’s pussy, effectively filling it.

Then the man will be graciously showered, typically started at the face, until he effectively reeks of cooch and alcohol for a week.

The Romanians are here in their natural habitat, ruining the local village with wellfare and human trafficking. This gypsy boy now becomes a man, as he’s blessed under the tradition and right of the Romanian Shower with his lover…or travel donkey.

by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025

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Shower rants

Shower rants happen when your in the shower snap chatting, ranting about shit that your pissed about at that moment.

Did you hear that bitch, she took off on Jenelle last night during her shower rants.

by Mr. incredible 12 February 17, 2020

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Sitting Shower

The action of when your legs are simply to tired to stand but you want to take a shower. So instead of a regular shower you lay your items of body soap and hair products on the floor of ur bath, turn the shower on, and sit untill you’ve finished washing yourself.

“Hey, you going to take a shower”.
“Nah, I think I’ll just take a sitting shower”.

by 707 lololol June 18, 2019

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shower whiplash

The shock you feel when you mistakenly turn the shower temperature down, causing you to immediately whip the handle too far in the opposite direction, thus freezing you to a popsicle and then boiling you alive in the matter of a split second.

That shower whiplash had me streaking through the house... Now I have to explain things to my mother.

by ThrillingHeroics December 7, 2017

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