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Russian string job

When you or someone else jerks you off using a tennis racket. *note dong must be abnormally small to fit through the woven Russian strings.
Yo Phil, last weekend I got a Russian string job, it only took him an hour to complete.
by juan grand February 10, 2015
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Russian water sex

Russian water sex is the act of pooping in a vase, and microwaving it. From here you will proced to insert this into a turkey paster then will paste into partners butt and mouth
“ hey honey, lets spice it up and try Russian water sex “
by Bo jackson 173362 June 13, 2021
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Brown Russian

When you spit vodka directly into a close friends ass hole in order to achieve a quicker state of inebriation.
Holy shit balls kevin just gave me a brown russian
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russian fast

Eating as little to no food in a day much like a Russian during the Cold War, either by choice or by circumstance, then drinking vodka becoming shitfaced at an alarmingly fast rate.
I'm on a Russian Fast today because I failed my Calc test .
by The Fire Fox January 18, 2016
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Russian Boullette

When a woman Bullet Docks 6 guys with a different party drug in each bullet. The guys all kneel naked on the roundabout facing outward and the woman spins it at high speed. Whichever Bullet Docked Penis is facing her when the roundabout stops is her next party snort.
"Lads, this party sucks ass! I'm saying you all load up your weapons and we head down the rec for a few rounds of Russian Boullette. Move it, move it, move it!"
by Psycloud September 7, 2025
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Russian Mike

Mini Irish celebrity, everyone loves Russian Mike
Robards: who’s that cool guy

Me: that’s Russian Mike
Russian Mike is a mini Irish celebrity
by Park ji sung china April 26, 2025
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Brown Russian

When a female places a bottle of vodka in her anus and she sleeps in order to continue her drunken evening.
Jenny wasn’t ready to end her evening, she respectfully asked Josh to give her a brown Russian, he obliged and gently placed a bottle of popov into her anus.
by Nippleknockers August 6, 2021
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