Real World Retarded

Someone that doesn’t have the ability to function /operate in the "Real World"

Tim cant even file his taxes properly he must be Real World Retarded.

by Unknown-user-idc September 18, 2024

sir real

Not real, a liar

Sir Real thinks he's surreal but really he's not even real

by Kind-sir January 15, 2022

the real cheeze

A fucking good person who is really good at Fucking your girlfriend

The real Cheeze stole your lady

by BraesonK the cheeze October 5, 2016

real cute

When a girl says you're "real cute," that means she finds you attractive.

“Damn he’s real cute”

by Kidd22 October 20, 2021

Three Real

The expression of an applicable fact whenever the past, present, and future versions of you are all deliberately aligned in reality + truth.

Beyond a state of being “too real”.

This is true when you feel fully supported and guided by your higher self, beyond the 3rd/4th dimension.

If you only knew the synchronicity of what just happened…!!! Man, that was three realllll!

I’m three real. I know nothing else. Lemme alone.

by Another You December 27, 2021

real milk hours

A time of day from 11Pm to any determined time where one posts milk in the discord

Mods are asleep, it's real milk hours, post milk.

by The Milk Producer January 30, 2018

real

A word that describes on how much you've suffered, how much you've lost. For example, you have strict parents. They push you too hard to the edge of a cliff because of how much of a "failure" you are. When you get low grades, they yell at you for not trying harder. When they yell at you, you're the victim in silent pain. If you yell back, they're the victim and punish you more for you to increase the amount of childhood trauma until you get tired and have a chance of losing emotions or committing suicide. Next is toxic friends. They ditch you on everything and say offensive jokes about you. They always make you feel left out and plan on making you suffer, making you feel insecure about yourself, and leading you to depression, anxiety, and anger. Lastly, the so-called "lover". Every time you are gone, they either talk shit about you or have a love affair with another. Once you give them all the love and affection they "deserved" which they don't, they'll leave you for someone else just because you weren't enough.

"I'm suffering so much in this world, I can't take it anymore! I'm gonna go jump off a building, all of this pain isn't worth it anyway."

"real"

by hahaha minions! April 14, 2023