roid rage

The extreme, all-encompassing, homicidal rage, towards everyone and everything, that one feels when one's ass grapes flare up.

Bob killed a man yesterday. They say it was a case of blind roid rage.

by Billy Soccerfoot February 27, 2020

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rage rub

When you are extremely perturbed and exacerbated of hope the only cure is to masturbate with the rage of 1000 suns. A rage rub is the act of angrily jerking a phallus, and can be both by given or received. Also known as to madsturbate.

Dylan: Goddammit I’m so fucking angry!
Becky: Is there anything I can do to help?
Dylan: Yeah. Why don’t you come over here and give me a dangerous rage rub.

by AssontheGrass October 1, 2018

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Blanket Rage

The violent thoughts and feelings you get when a Parent pulls the covers off of you in the morning hoping to wake you up. Most commonly used by Mothers on school days.

Billy - Dude my Mom gave me the worst case of Blanket Rage today. I almost got up and head butted her in the fucking teeth.

John - Bro! My older brother is in Prison for murdering our Mother cause of Blanket Rage!

by TerriblyAwkward August 24, 2011

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madden rage

A mental condition in which severe anger is uncontrolled. Symptoms of this disease can on only be detected after the person after making a silly but grave mistake while ensuing a quick match from the popular video game franchise, "Madden NFL."

Scott - "Man, Brandon is always rage quitting when the triple option doesn't work for his precious little Panther' s ."

Nathan - "Madden Rage is a real thing Scott and there's nothing we can do about it."

by Jaboi3 February 20, 2018

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