by thatwizzard March 27, 2014
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A telescopic dildo like sex toy, it is a lazer guided fuck rod that WILL ruin your life. Bypasses the G-spot and heads straight for the Z-spot somewhere near your heart
"hey girl, you're walkin kinda funny, sup?"
" he gave me the ol' purple berliner... i think i'm bleeding! "
" he gave me the ol' purple berliner... i think i'm bleeding! "
by PenileSage February 04, 2010
by Not Flame-54 July 26, 2021
A random purple bunny red overalls yellow eyes and teeth, that is very much annoying like fuck, he never shuts up, and he likes to make all the chaos, also his rizz technique is very good being annoying to girls, bro even ppl in rl think he’s the best.
Random purple bunny: oh and watch out for centipedes :D
Rand0m doll: (random purple bunny)!!!! You know that’s my only fear, right!!1!
Rand0m doll: (random purple bunny)!!!! You know that’s my only fear, right!!1!
by Alpsiumnomyo (aka joe mama) October 23, 2023
a series of "brainrot" jokes that emerged after 2022 valentines, which all reference a comment donatella versace made on an instagram post of bella hadid. typically identifiable with the last word of the phrase being in all caps and a purple heart following right after. examples include the infamous "mama a girl behind YOU💜" and "can we go to ellie and mason HOUSE 💜"
me: mama a girl behind YOU 💜
my normie friend: wtf are you talking about there isn't anyone behind me
me: looks like this is your first time in the purple heart universe, huh?
my normie friend: wtf are you talking about there isn't anyone behind me
me: looks like this is your first time in the purple heart universe, huh?
by feetwave February 04, 2025