pimp rations

An amount that is way past words. Intoxifying your shit to the point where everything else is ridiculous

"Yo, you finished that entire bottle of vodka?"

"Hells yes! We surviving on pimp rations son!"
-cue death from liver failure

by godsmote February 4, 2013

Pimp Slap

A pimp slap is a regular slap but with both sides of your hand. It is done by a pimp to a girl who works for them.

Pimp-“You better have my money!”
Girl-“I don’t have it!”
Pimp-“well go get some! Wear less clothes!”
Pimp-*Pimp slaps her*

by Cosmic_Queen23 March 16, 2020

Pimp

Someone who make a living off of prostitution.

Has a hoe or multiple hoes.

Is probably low-key gay.

Most likely a narcissist sociopath & borderline psychotic.

Think they're so cool/fly because they got hoes and they pimpin.

Think that they can run the world with hoes.

Will probably try to knock your mom, sister, niece, Granny, pappy, brother, best friend - basically anybody that is desperate enough to pay a pimp or get pimped.

Probably someone's baby daddy.

9 time out of 10 are women beaters.

He wanna be a pimp so bad.

by Uaintshit November 23, 2021

Pimp-triss

A female pimp, one who is friendly enough to find the best females to be pimped, one who shows she cares about her whores, looks out for them what not, but has a mean pimp hands.. and can keep the bitch in her place

Look that's a real pimp-triss.. one day I wanna be just like her

by Skinny2theMINI February 24, 2024

Lease Pimp

Somebody who dates others for the sole purpose of having somewhere to live. Similar to a hobosexual, but more tenured and successful. (They aren’t homeless enough to actually be considered homeless.)

Bobby has been with Keisha for three weeks and already has his whole wardrobe in the back of her closet. Lease pimp strikes again!

by ShutUpBev March 8, 2021

pimp joint

A small marijuana joint. Typically only a few hits.

I rolled a pimp joint because I didnt want to roll a fatty.

by The Wicked Googly May 17, 2023

Pimp

Child (children) especially of a single, working mother .

It's back to school time, I have to take these pimps shopping for J's.

by Ms. Ma June 11, 2023