Ranch on the side

When fire your load on your mate's arse giving it the name

I gave Ashlie some ranch on the side last night

by That one guy no one likes September 03, 2015

hot side of pillow

we struggle with this @#%! every night

we struggle with this @#%! every night #hot side of pillow

by ojgfghh October 12, 2019

Side jizz

When a guy rubs his dick against his inner thigh at high speeds until he jizzes

Guy #1: "dude were you just side jizzing
Guy #2: "maybe"

by DoughnutsAreNice January 29, 2016

south side elves

So basically a south side elve is a midget who came from a “dangerous” neighborhood,you typically see them on those shows like WAGS but for little people,where they just argue and shit

“ What the fuck are those midgets doing?!”
“Hey don’t chat shit,they some thicc south side elves”

by fuckmyassburgers December 29, 2017

Side Bride

A poor soul who simply found their person too late.

So cheering you on, respectfully from the sidelines, will just have to do.

🫰🏻

Woe, the agony, that is the side bride’s.

by Titse rácina… December 30, 2023

Side Bitch

A man's second choice to his Significant other. She's not the main woman in his life and never will be.

Have you seen Tara and Katie they Obviously don't realize their side bitches.

Tara and Katie don't understand that he is never leaving his wife, that all they could ever be is his side bitch

by jeffiner the one and only May 25, 2024

West Side Guido

Someone of southern decent who decides to leave the great steat of Texas and move to California. Similar to a "guido" from Jersey. West Side Guidos think they'll become somebody by the move and usually end up "playing for the other team".

Look at Gayburn over there... he's acting just like a West Side Guido! I bet he'll be eating a mustard and man-ass sammich for lunch today. Oh well, I guess it's his business if he likes to get jackhammered by fruitcakes in Cali!

by d-rob all the time December 30, 2009