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Pissing eggs

The result of inserting one or more airsoft BBs into the urethra then proceeding to either Unrinate or ejaculate them out
I was pissing eggs while I was alone in the airsoft feild
by Consiare June 25, 2022
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Sluts Scrambled Eggs

A sexual act where an egg is cracked and poured into one of partners mouth, it is then scrambled and mixed by the other partners penis.

One of the partners must have a Penis.
Bruh jenny got hit with the Sluts Scrambled Eggs last weekend and there is video proof.
by MamaPhuker October 16, 2025
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Cream Egg

Taking a poo while masturbating and proceeding to ejaculate on the poo afterwards
Hey man I just had a cream egg!”

“Oh, did it taste good?”

What do you mean, why would I eat my cum covered shite!”
by CreamyEgg May 5, 2020
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Fudge Egg

When a man Loves a women very much, she may reveal her fudge egg to him and he may brag about it to the lads later.
so I laid it right in her fudge egg last night, pulled the little man out and it was goopy as anything. Had to make a runner , couldn't hold back the ol eggy stink...
by harper reid April 19, 2017
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Who shit in your easter egg

Either the unfortunate events around the week of easter that wrecks your whole easter weekend. Or the actual event when your son shit in an easter egg and showed it to people at school while joyfully excalming HAPPY EASTER right before Easter Break that wrecked your easter spirit.
"Who shit in your easter egg""crappy" easter because your son Shit in an plastic easter egg. Definition can be used for many reasons around easter.
by Shella34 May 13, 2011
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Keester egg hunt

When you take candy eggs ,such as robins eggs, and you take a funnel and put them in someone’s ass and then you try to find them with your mouth
I was talking to this girl last night and she said she wanted to go on a keester egg hunt later and winked at me
by Alexprr06 March 28, 2024
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egg

Howtobasic's go to weapon, and a less lethal alternative to a molotov cocktail.
He threw that egg on your ex's house.
by july 4th tree February 22, 2022
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