Idaho Corn Cum Festival

A mysterious once in a life time event where corn farmers come out from all over the united states to idaho to celebrate this festival. it begins with the smallest (penis length) farmer climbs the 1,400 pound 15 foot copper dildo and then empties his entire prostate onto the crowd of viewers, once that is complete they storm the copper dildo and knock him over and then they stampede him, then cum onto his seizing body. Then, they all gather into a giant corn shaped crowd and they all face the left, each person takes off their pants and then fuck each other in a giant congo line and deplete what little cum they have left over, while each of them eat a sweet corn on the cob, and then once everyone is done eating they stick it into the persons ass that they were fucking. and they spin in a 180 and the person that was infront of them is now facing them then they eat the corn of the cob out their ass.

Dave- "I went to the Idaho Corn Cum Festival recently, it was amazing"
KyleJusChillin- "What the fuck?"

by NotLizard08 July 12, 2025

Corn

Someone described as "Corn" does mostly not have many friends. That friends he has, are getting spammed into the next Heaven.
This can happen to anyone else who tries to take contact to a "Corn" person.

Guy 1: Kourn corned me yesterday again.

Guy 2: What did he do this time?
Guy 1: i was afk for 5 minutes and he sended me 53 messages.
Guy 2: RIP.

by Fluffy_Adept February 16, 2020

Corn on the Knob

A twist on the Cleveland Steamer, whereby one person eats a bunch of corn, then takes a dump on another person's penis (aka their "knob") and the corn is visible in the feces.

Guy 1: Yeah man, I did a Corn on the Knob to Gary last night.

Guy 2: Awesome!

by Nuggette January 10, 2018

Corn nugget drop

When you eat corn, lay your chick down and drop little corn filled turd nuggets in her mouth.

Last night my girl let me do a corn nugget drop on her.

by Rennystar February 20, 2019

Corn Duct

The hole that after you eat five pieces of corn, you shit out logs of corn

"Hey, paul i need to clean out my corn duct so i feel better"

by Corny hole March 2, 2017

PoppedPorn Corn Ceiling

Going down on your woman, while discretely burping into her vajayjay to hide being rude by not killing the mood with your PBR breath …then cream pie your woman like lil Debbie…after counquering your opponent climb on top the headboard beat your chest like Tarzan then drop an elbow on her blown up belly to blast the ceiling like a popped porn /corn ceiling!!

Wr played weekend warrior and textured the ceiling PoppedPorn Corn Ceiling style…corn be if u burp into her ass then fill it up after!!

by BallPlayTittySlicker May 10, 2023

nebraskan corn schucker

The act of giving a man a handjob while simultaneously ripping out his public hair.

The ithe day Sally gave me the ol Nebraskan Corn Schucker, and now I have a rash.

by Ruddpudd August 9, 2024