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Tarzan and Mary Jane

Da guy-and-gal coupling dat occurs whenever Spider Man requests da collaboration of everyone's favorite jungle-dwelling dude in his crime-fighting escapades, and either offers to temporarily share his sweet-faced main squeeze wif him as an incentive/reward for said assistance, or leaves her in his care till he returns from a mission.
Besides da pleasant-companionship advantage of an interval of "Tarzan and Mary Jane" co-habitation, said joyful visit also allows da two Janes to share a major hen-party to gigglingly swap stories of their respective partners' wild escapades, and also exchange ideas for each of them on how to better please her man.
by QuacksO July 23, 2023
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The Bloody Mary

The act of forcefully fucking your partner/spouse until they cry blood into a bucket placed under them. After this you pour the blood into their asshole and take a silly selfie by it, saying your partner is on their period. This will make the experience better if your partner is a male. After you post this selfie to your IG story you take a reusable straw and suck the blood out of your partner’s ass
John: HOLY SHIT! I’M FUCKING CRYING

BLOOD!!!!!
David: Time to use The Bloody Mary up in this bitch.
by DaddyJan’sFatAss February 1, 2024
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Non-Binary Mary

An ignorant and annoying person who would be considered far left on the political spectrum.
The people that vote for Trudeau are a bunch of Non-Binary Marys.
by Nit_Wit March 14, 2024
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The Un-virgin Mary

When you fuck a girl for the first time and the condom gets a bit bloody, so you take it off and smack her in the face with it.
Girl: “wow having sex really feels good i sure do hope nobody slaps me across the face with the condom”
Boy: “Thats the un-virgin mary right there. Now imma whip you fatass”
by Diddy1888 June 10, 2024
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The Hail Mary Dynamite

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.
Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Hail Mary Dynamite".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025
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A Hail Mary Dynamite

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.
Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are "A Hail Mary Dynamite".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025
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An Hail Mary Dynamite

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.
Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are An Hail Mary Dynamite.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025
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