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Long Cool Woman

Saturday night I was downtown
Working for the FBI
Sitting in a nest of bad men
Whiskey bottles piling high

Bootlegging boozer on the west side
Full of people who are doing wrong
Just about to call up the D.A. man
When I heard this woman singing a song

A pair of forty fives made me open my eyes
My temperature started to rise

She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9" beautiful 'n' tall
Just one look I was a bad mess
'Cause that long cool woman had it all
I saw her heading to the table
Well, a tall walking big black cat
Charlie said, I hope that you're able, boy
'Cause I'm telling you she knows where it's at

Well, suddenly we hear the sirens
And everybody started to run
Jumping under doors and tables
Well, I heard somebody shooting a gun

Well, the D.A. was pumping my left hand
She was holding my right
Well, I told her, don't get scared
'Cause you're gonna be spared
I've gotta be forgiven if I wanna spend my living

With a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9" beautiful 'n' tall
Well with just one look I was a bad mess
'Cause that long cool woman had it all
Had it all, had it all, had it all
Had it all, had it all, had it all (she had it all)
by Death Menace May 7, 2023
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Long Gone Gulch

Long Gone Gulch is created by Zach Bellissimo and Tara Billinger
I was watching Long Gone Gulch on YouTube
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long roaded

Used as a noun, adjective and verb. The essence of the word comes from being on the road for an extended amount of time and blaming every good, bad and exciting thing on the epic journey.
Dude… the reason the RV doesn’t work is because you forgot to put on the gas cap. You long roaded us.

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long shorts

by lost-kin February 6, 2023
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WIll Long

A big sexy hot man with a voluptuous cock and the roundest balls. His hair is perfect down to the last strand. his nose in the perfect size for his face. when he is lathered in oil, I like to lick his balls with ecstacy and delight.
by Willlong licker December 9, 2022
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Justin long

A famous actor that’s pretty hot and is just great at movies in general and dying in them.
omg I love Justin long in the moviejeepers creepers
by mvthervamp December 11, 2022
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Long Dick Energy

Long Dick Energy is when you have pooty-tang slaying confidence, while achieving a hard-on during sex for an extended period of time.
I gots to have that long dick energy to fuck all these bitches tonight.
by PartyMonkey2000 December 30, 2022
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