Swiss Army Lesbian

A lesbian who seems to have a large range of skills, some unnecessary and some you haven't even heard of. If you can think of a skill, there's a high probability at least one Swiss Army Lesbian you know has some knowledge of it.
You want to know how to make candles? Laura's exs are all Swiss Army Lesbians, so she's bound to know one that could teach you.
by TheJoxter May 6, 2019
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Lesbian hands

Hands that are very clean, nails that are very, very short, fingers that are very agile and strong. Preferably longer fingers. Jewelry is minimal or maybe nonexistent (ready for action at anytime). These hands are usually soft but understandable callus from guitar playing or rock climbing.
Stacey: "I wish my boyfriend had lesbian hands :("
Leslie, "His nails ARE too long, just ask to trim them even shorter"
Stacey, "Good idea, you're my best friend Stacey"
Leslie, "I know."
by holymeowly April 24, 2023
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Chopstick Lesbian

A chopstick lesbian is a person who controls the abilities of eating, she uses them to impress girls and eats pussy without chopsticks, but with her fingers. She might not be obviously gay but if you look twice, you will see the dirtiness in her eyes. For the first date she will ask you out to the asian snack house next door.
oh my god, she can eat so much!
Yeah, she's a chopstick lesbian ;)
by chopstickx July 6, 2022
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Lesbian

Non man loving non men <3
by flowerfleur June 29, 2021
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lesbian lizard

A word used to describe a Ryan.
Damn look at that lesbian lizard over there.

He got a nice ass.
by Weirdassbutt June 12, 2018
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Lesbian

Omg Suranne Bayliss is such a lesbian.
by Pen-is Licker July 17, 2020
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pantsuit lesbian

Hey! That chick on the news is a total pantsuit lesbian
by Gay_Andy December 13, 2021
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