Kicks me in the balls and steals my money

Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.

Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022

kicking the muffin

Wasting time or doing nothing of consequence.

"Hey, what are you doing?". "Oh, nothing. Just kicking the muffin."

by drygravytrain December 22, 2021

kick Delaney day

On October 20th anyone by the name of Connor Stevenson can go up to anyone named Delaney and kick them without consequences.

OMG I totally forgot today is kick Delaney day!!! I better go find her.

by Ginger Snap 004 October 14, 2019

Kicking the fridge

Other way of saying are you joking

Are you kicking the fridge mate.

by Jackson Sutton July 12, 2017

Kick

A guy who everyone would wanna be and is amazing in everyway

“Omg i wanna be like kick so bad”

by Gobbler445 November 20, 2021

kick the ick

Breaking down the attitude some people have of seeing a same sex couple performing any sort of PDA.

Mike and Gary set out to Kick The Ick at the gay pride parade.

by Flamer63 October 22, 2018

The Reverse Donkey Kick

You have the girl do a hand stand, then while you proceed to hump her wheelbarrow style, then you kick her in the back of the head with your heal.

Jim last night I did the reverse donkey kick and the girl wouldn't wake up.

by Kingaburch February 6, 2021