Kicked me in the pussy

Can be used to describe good or bad situations. So versatile!!!

Jake says, "Wow, you seem to be feeling so much better!"
Tiffany says, "Yeah, those vitamin D pills really kicked me in the pussy!"

Patrick says, "That physics quiz was so hard :("
Brittany says, "Yeah, it really kicked me in the pussy..."

by pussypuncher1234 November 5, 2020

What has been kicking off on apterous?

A phrase uttered by a variety of word nerds that is invariably answered by "Dylan Taylor".
Previously: "James Nguyen", "Richard Brittain".

"Any news? What has been kicking off on apterous?"
"Dylan Taylor. You know, the incredibly attractive one."

by lenoz January 22, 2014

National Kick a Super-Senior Day

December 20 - Kick any and all super seniors you know (People who act like one count)

Super Senior Behaviors include chasing Freshmen, Asking where their hug at, and general debauchery including being a furry
National Kick a Super-Senior Day

by DisNut December 19, 2024

Kick me

To send nudes

I'm horny, can you kick me?

by nondictionaryuser March 28, 2023

Kicks Dicks

A way to express how cool, or how enjoyable, an event or proper noun is.

"You all did great setting this up, this party really kicks dicks."

by Coel James July 4, 2022

Crouton Kick

Crouton kick is where stick ur dick in an Latina ear and roundhouse kick her rapidly in the Pussy

Jack crouton kick his teacher on his last day of school!

by Jack me off ryan December 21, 2021

The cross-eyed mule kick

When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion

“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick

by BBC401 July 3, 2021