national kid kicking day

on the 10th of October, kick the kid u hate the most
yes u can kick ur little sibling

kid: hey-
you: *kicks kid*
kid: OW WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
you: its national kid kicking day stupid
them: ohhh

by u rlly hate that child dont u? October 7, 2021

apple kick

When you near orgasm and kick Granny Smith in the puss

Dude I was plowing his grandma then I apple kicked her right in the clit!

by Brutis May 23, 2017

fangirl kicking

A physical outlet of fangirling typically used while sitting or lying down.
Caution: May cause cramps!

That fanfiction of my OTP that I was reading was so good, that I was fangirl kicking.

by AylissaWolfRose January 25, 2018

Doing the kick

a term for someone going through heroin withdrawals

"I saw Matt the other day, he was doing the kick."

by f3nna April 5, 2010

kicking the muffin

Wasting time or doing nothing of consequence.

"Hey, what are you doing?". "Oh, nothing. Just kicking the muffin."

by drygravytrain December 22, 2021

Prawn Kick

When you or someone drops something and kick it whilst trying to pick it back up

Did you see him prawn kick, it was such an ick.

by Jeopardy B April 6, 2024

Kick

When a customer comes into a store and wastes a salespersons time with non sales questions thus causing the salesperson to miss sales and become generally pissed off. Usually the customer will spend hours asking questions a three year old would know.

That customer who didn't know where the power button was on her phone just kicked me real hard.

by Drummermanryan November 28, 2012