jackmonkey

Some ass that monkeys in your business and tells you some jacked-up story just to jerk you around and stoke you.

That jackmonkey left without paying for his groceries.

by Corri Deegan April 15, 2006

Jacksonville

A small town outside Waycross in the Okefenokee Swamp.

We goin to the Waffle House at Jacksonville tonight!

by Blanche232 October 27, 2009

Jacksonville Jumping Jack

While at a concert, on the second tier a man jumps off the ledge performing a perfect front flip, while performing the flip he shits and cums all over the crowd.

hey did you see john last night? he pulled off a jacksonville jumping jack.

by chestersmokington October 24, 2010

JacksonMckenna'd

When you foolishly say youre going to roll (or other obscure slang term for misbehaviour) to your parents, and they urban-dictionary what you said, and figure out your going to do ecstasy (or something else bad, drugs, etc...). And then proceeds to punish you for it. (History: Mrs Mckenna heard jackson say he was going to roll and because shes a smart woman, decided to use this site to see what the fuck he was talking about. he got busted for taking ecstasy. Other words he got fuckin raped by his moms intelligence.)

Dude my mom heard me say we did snow and she caught me for cocaine! im so fucked! I got fuckin JacksonMckenna'd!

by JergensFTW July 6, 2010

Jacksonville Javelin-Toss

A sexual position where a woman who is seated in front of two standing men grabs hold of their penises and vigorously masturbates them.

My bro and I picked up a super-fly chick at the bar last night. She said she was cool for anything, so we recommended a Jacksonville Javelin-Toss

by boxerbriefs69 September 15, 2010

jacksonville ohio

Jacksonville ohio, the place before Chauncey ohio & Glouster Ohio, it's like the step sister who thinks her shit doesn't stink, when her step brother glouster is the trashy drug dealer and her step sister Chauncey is the slutty stepsister with 5 kids by 5 different baby daddies. Jacksonville is the place where the people who live there get pissed when you say their from Glouster, even though it's 2 mIles up the road. Where the locals say "at least I'm not from glouster!" But they all go to the same High School.

"I'm not from Glouster Ohio, I'm from Jacksonville ohio! We are cleaner here and don't shoot heroin!"

by BADMAMMAJAMMA151 June 29, 2017

jacksonppcool

Someone or thing possessing toxic behaviour.

“Jeez that guy is such a jacksonppcool.”

by boo090904 December 15, 2017