The act of purposefully not having any social media/directory/people search accounts so that a search for that person will reveal no results. This renders them untraceable and uncommunicatable by any means other than by personally knowing the person outside of the internet.
So many people have social media accounts nowadays that being internet invisible is now the new cool thing.
by celesguy1 June 7, 2016
Get the internet invisiblemug. by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 22, 2021
Get the Internet trollmug. the internet is how idiots and fat asses talk and sometimes molest children/teens or used by parents to complain about things
by metalkixjr February 12, 2023
Get the internetmug. "The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material; the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else waiting for you who's also in a hurry.
My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!
by QuacksO July 28, 2018
Get the Murphy's Law of Internet-Speedmug. 
person 1 - thup mang.. what are you doing?
person 2 - not much thon, was just peething out actually.
person 1 - internet-lisp
person 2 - not much thon, was just peething out actually.
person 1 - internet-lisp
by babypiratesnapchat2 July 21, 2023
Get the internet-lispmug. this is not an actual thing, rape can only be done in real life. Either you're insanely chronically online or you want an excuse to be called a victim. You most likely got sent fake, trolls of joke nsfw content by little kids. Go cry about it.
A "true" example of internet rape or sexual harassment on the internet is someone masturbating to you on a call without your consent.
A "true" example of internet rape or sexual harassment on the internet is someone masturbating to you on a call without your consent.
by BiGf4r7 July 16, 2023
Get the Internet rapemug.