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Fatty Can’t Walk

Fatty Cant Walk, Fatty Cant talk:
A phrase often times used to make fun of an overweight person who is VERY stupid.
Often times used by Middle schoolers.
Person 1. OMG do you see Joshua Bassett over there!? HE IS SO GROSS
Person 2. HAHA, omg! Fatty can’t walk, Fatty Cant Talk!
Joshua Bassett: *Crys*
by JoshuaBassettSucks February 11, 2021
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Crab walk

When girls are so thirsty and want to get laid they do the crab walk with their legs open waiting to get laid.
Hey look at that girl doing the crab walk, I think she wants it tonight from somebody.
by newenglandwx December 15, 2016
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The Walking Dead

A piece of art deserving of a mantle in the Buckingham Palace and is considered the 8th wonder of the world.
Person 1: Yo bro, did you watch the new Five Nights at Freddy's movie?
Person with immaculate taste: No, but have you watched The Walking Dead? It is truly the best source of entertainment with rich character plot and development with an enticing story line and brutal antagonists.
by Getonfortnitern November 15, 2023
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P-walking

P-walking : a modified walk of shame. Similar to a normal walk of shame but is done after a night of bashing the person you just end up walking right back to the moment they call you to come back.
Hey have you seen Priscilla?

Yeah actually she's P-walking down strawberry street as we speak.

Oh, headed back to the palms AGAIN! HAHA
by Scrilla Don't Lie September 29, 2021
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Sticky Walk

When you run out of toilet paper and need to hobble over to the next stall or closet to get more. This can be performed with pants around the ankles or unbuttoned, yet loosely held pants so as not to stain your drawers.
I had to take a massive dump at work and didn't realize that there was no TP in that stall.

So I did the sticky walk to the next stall and hoped nobody walked in on me.
by skintari April 7, 2011
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walk the cowboy

Man wearing a cowboy hat while his female partner is holding his legs up and fornicating him with a dildo.
My boyfriend and I are going to walk the cowboy tonight! It was the first time I was in control!
by StellaNaughtBerry October 2, 2021
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Walking on the ceiling

Look at that shordy she on that pole walking on the ceiling
by Jesusdadon July 23, 2022
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