skintari's definitions

Sticky Walk

When you run out of toilet paper and need to hobble over to the next stall or closet to get more. This can be performed with pants around the ankles or unbuttoned, yet loosely held pants so as not to stain your drawers.

I had to take a massive dump at work and didn't realize that there was no TP in that stall.

So I did the sticky walk to the next stall and hoped nobody walked in on me.

by skintari April 7, 2011