French Sprinkler

The act of deliberately vomiting on someone to exit a conversation that's become too tedious to endure.

Richard kept droning on and on about his favourite sports team doing sporting this weekend so I pulled the ol' French Sprinkler to shut him up and get the heck out of there.

by Frothy_walarus April 25, 2021

French Brown

A blumpkin on a bidet.

Sandra totally gave Pedro a French Brown at the Surfrider hotel in Malibu.

by SandraWee September 9, 2022

French poster

A staunch feminist, referring to French posters in the 1960s targeting Algerian women to unveil themselves.

John: "Check this tweet out by a feminist, she says women with veils are backwards!"
Josh: "Typical French poster behaviour."

by YourLocalBrownie June 12, 2023

Tucker French

A handsome man who loves to be oiled up, and also loves to jelq and goon in school to baby gronk rizzing up Livy dunnes gyatt.

Tucker French is a handsome gooner.

by Sparxck April 11, 2024

French Megazord

A sex move in which a girl sits on your shoulders with her pussy in your face and you politely proceed to eat her out like the Tazmanian Devil

I hit that bitch with the French Megazord

by BootyAsss October 9, 2016

French

a very bad language that those who attempt to learn will fail, because it is too fancy for the human mind.

I can't do my French work. what do you mean that means no xbox for a week?

by Croldfish November 12, 2020

French Scrap

The term given for any car manufactured by a french company , french automobiles are known to be unreliable and commonly have frequent electrical issues

No i don’t want that peugot it’s french scrap

by mrdefinition484 July 14, 2022