The overly excited/happy expression used for all social photographs in which subjects wish to appear as though they are living a much more exciting and glamourous life than they really are (in bars, clubs, etc); comes from the knowledge that the photos will be on facebook the next day.
We sat at the bar and laughed as the 3 girls across from us squeezed together and put on their facebook faces for their drunk friend's camera phone.
by granola-grrrl December 9, 2010
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by pfp December 9, 2014
Get the Facebook Feminist mug.When someone comments on a status that you have that is meant to be serious and meaningful with a trivial and frankly retarded comment.
Bob: In the days of kings and queens I was a jester
Frank: In the days of kings and queens you were a shoveler of shit.
Harold: In the queens of kings jester, I was the days.
Bob: Wow you guys are facebook featherbrained
Frank: In the days of kings and queens you were a shoveler of shit.
Harold: In the queens of kings jester, I was the days.
Bob: Wow you guys are facebook featherbrained
by DayumDude February 18, 2011
Get the Facebook Featherbrained mug.Heather's posts centered around her anxieties, her phobias, her delusional self-image - photos of herself taken today, taken ten years ago, taken when she was born - complimenting herself in a variety of ways, and her friends obliged, from empathy, 'liking', 'sharing', telling her how beautiful she still was, knowing she was a Facebook patient.
by Monkey's Dad April 3, 2020
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I love my kids and my husband but I am a facebook fake and sit on my ass all day and do nothing but facebook and drink like a fish!
by don't want to know you February 20, 2011
Get the facebook fake mug.Achieving knowledge about your friends or family through Facebook, whether accidental or on purpose, that you otherwise did not know. Such information is almost always upsetting because regardless of the subject, you probably take exception that you were not personally made aware of what you found.
-'Did you hear that your ex is dating some college dude?'
-'Yah, right. (pause) Where did you here that?'
-I was informed by Facebook. Here, lemme pull up here account. There is a picture of them kissing on his campus. In fact, it's both of their profile pix.
-*groan*
-'Yah, right. (pause) Where did you here that?'
-I was informed by Facebook. Here, lemme pull up here account. There is a picture of them kissing on his campus. In fact, it's both of their profile pix.
-*groan*
by Dr. Flavor November 1, 2009
Get the Informed by Facebook mug.The invariably brief/lengthy gap in time between posting a status on Facebook and receiving your first 'like' or comment. Due to the crushing pressures of Facebook social politics, the wait can be an unnerving, soul-destroying experience, with unliked statuses often driving the user into near-manic depressive states.
Guy: You okay man? You're shaking real bad.
Guy 2: Fucking facebook wait, man, I posted that quote a half hour ago and still nobody's commented. Can't fucking concentrate until I at least get 1 like.
Guy 2: Fucking facebook wait, man, I posted that quote a half hour ago and still nobody's commented. Can't fucking concentrate until I at least get 1 like.
by norepeat October 2, 2011
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