Pickling Eggs

When you spread your cheeks, and someone puts their balls on your ass, and you close them and fart.

someone: ur pickling my eggs so good right now
someone else: i love pickling eggs

by EggPickler469 January 6, 2024

Eggs

A woman’s breasts

Patty walks through town with those eggs knocking around like a big whore.

by CheetohCrotch January 20, 2021

Deviled egg salad

When a man ducks a woman's ass. He pulls out then places one testicle in her ass and they other in her vagina.

Heather " do u want some deviled egg salad?"
Michael " wait so you want me to fuck your dumper, pull out and stuffed one ball in your ass and stuck the other on your pussy?"
Heather " umm... Ok that will work!"

by Cupcakefacekilla187 March 7, 2021

Splitting an Egg

When you’re so obsessed about splitting costs equally that you would even insist on getting half of an egg.

Person 1: You owe me 20p from that coffee the other day
Person 2: Mate. You’re splitting an egg right now.

by EggSplitter2007 November 27, 2021

Ham and egg shift

On back shift or running late for work. Giving time to have a big bacon and egg breakfast.

Ohh here's fat bob, late again. He's on the ham and egg shift today.

by Brutesev August 19, 2023

bowl of broken eggs

A girl who has had many abortions.

She's had so many abortions, she's a bowl of broken eggs.

by Grad1678 June 20, 2017

Egg

Some guy on the tank fish server who wanted to be part of the dictionary for some reason

Egg : egg

by Wanglong_retardusleRetardus March 9, 2022