Dad

something i dont have

Lia: Where's your father, Maya?
Maya: He said he was going to see someone for sugar.
Lia: Fuck-
Lia: Maya, your Dad is a scum-

by Mushroom, Baby! December 21, 2021

polo dad

an expression that describes wealthy and elite (often european) entrepreneur dads. Typical for them ist to play golf, wear polo ralph lauren constantly, driving a range rover and spoling their daughters.

1. " Look, she has such a polo dad! "
2. "Yesterday, I went golfing with my babe and her rich ass polo dad."

by yung balsamico June 20, 2020

Mean Dad

He’s 6 foot tall, has an English degree, runs car dealerships, and wears glasses. He’s usually fun and cute but sometimes he goes to the family pool and doesn’t invite his family. He’s just a mean dad.

That Mike guy is a mean dad.

by Lady Pern June 12, 2022

dad

nope not here tryd the supermarket section milk ?

wher did your dad went

my he went gading milk

by jeklijnepiemol May 17, 2022

dad hugs

A phrase your girlfriend will use when 17 Nigerian men are having sex with your girlfriend.

He gives me such good dad hugs! I got great sleep after this!

by Udictions February 3, 2025

VIDEO GAME DAD

Rank 1 Olaf. Tyler1's idol. Best Reinhardt in the entire world. ALL DUDES LOVE HIM! If you see this bodacious man on the rift, do yourself a favour and spread your femboy cheeks early or he will do it against your will. He is immune to all forms of CC. He has also never lost a video game in his entire life.

Nerd: Omg lol I'm vs VIDEO GAME DAD off olaf
Other Nerd: counter point he is literally playing naut top

by miseelise October 1, 2023

dad

something you dont have 0-0

my dad went to go get the milk

by fewfew January 5, 2022