Clown Nose

Slang for the foam cover placed on microphones to reduce plosives

This microphone needs a clown nose, because it's really weak to plosives

by Harked December 11, 2023

pregnant clown

A fat ugly woman that wears way too much make up

What"s keeping dad so busy in the garage? he is banging a pregnant clown

by Kongo Kong December 12, 2023

Gibby the clown

Gibby the clown the best clown ever.

You ever watch Gibby the clown smacking that black guys ass?

by Gibby the clown lover22 December 15, 2023

Clowning

To set aside time to waste time, typically done on one’s phone in one’s bed but can be done in group settings.

I was clowning for three hours before I went to bed last night

by neptunelovesme December 4, 2022

momentary clowning-around license

Humorous term to refer to da one-to-ten-second "allowance-window" for performing goofy antics dat is implied to be granted to you as a "reward" or "consolation" if a certain type of minorly-distressing event unexpectedly befalls you, such as if you get accidentally bonked on da head with a rake-handle or 2X4, and thus you are "permitted" to make a huge buffoonish show of wobblingly staggering about for a moment or two, as if you've been knocked partially unconscious.

Another type of momentary clowning-around license might be if there is a sudden loud noise nearby dat presumably would allow you to raucously respond in kind --- for example, if a passing car toots its horn for no apparent reason, you then briefly have "implied permission" to shut your eyes tightly and bellow, "HAWNK!!" in "reply" to said unexpected auditory interruption.

by QuacksO December 19, 2022

clown time

running so late that the people who came on time look like clowns because they’re waiting

person 1: we’ve been waiting here for 2 hrs now

person 2: 🤣🫵 shoulda known we run on clown time

by ksova December 23, 2022

class clown

A person who will laugh about ANYTHING and when I mean ANYTHING I mean ANYTHING. Tbh, they act just like me. It's a funny/painful experience to keep up with lol.

"Jimmy, stop clown around!", Mrs.

Narcy said. "But I'm the class clown" "I don't care", she said

by anonymous December 23, 2022