Professional Bum

A fucking loser who tries to pretend like He/She is very intelligent, formal, high class, and superior to everyone else and calls them "Lessers" meanwhile in reality He/She is a fucking pathetic loser who was most likely bullied at school and have no rizz, no bitches, and have prolly never have gone outside before. He/She just sits there all day whining on social media and tries to act like He/She is superior to everyone else and silences anyone who opposes His/Her beliefs because the degenerate can't comprehend someone else thinking differently as Him/Her so He/She just resorts to cancelling someone because He/She deep down knows that the other person is right and they're just a complete idiot for thinking they are far superior to everyone else for having the "right" opinions so He/She uses cancel culture as a coping mechanism for Him/Her outrageous and downright stupid beliefs.

The Bum: "I LOVE COMMUNISM, TIKTOK, FEMINISM, BLM, BUZZFEED, AND THE LEFT WING! ANYONE WHO DISAGREES IS A RACIST HOMOPHOBIC FATPHOBIC TRUMP SUPPORTING SEXIST INCEL MISOGYNISTIC WHORE AND YOU NEED TO BE CANCELLED AND FUCK YOU!"

Any normal person: "Damn bro, you're a Professional Bum."

The Bum: "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY YOU LITTLE BITCH ASS NIGGA HOW DARE YOU OPPOSE ME YOUR SORRY ASS NEEDS TO BE CANCELLED RIGHT NOW!"

Any normal person: 🤓 <-- This you?

by Captain Pingu September 13, 2022

bum darts

what happens when you need to get an A in your Calculus class,

so you stick your equation in your professor ass!!!

by mike November 22, 2003

bum darts

Three guys have Man Triangle sex!

Phil Cory and Jason love the man triangle game because they all feel warm inside!!

by John December 3, 2003

bum rush

a group of friends gather and yell BUM RUSH and gang up on a poor defensless person as a group of bums would do for money and without regard of the persons heath,spray him with different kinds body deoderant everywhere of his body until he/she is on the ground gasping for air.

we totally bum rushed matt with axe until he was lying on the ground motionless.

by Jonnymac August 18, 2005

hobos, tramps, & bums

Amongst the homeless, there's a hierarchy~hobos will work, tramps only if they feel like it, & bums, not at all, ever.

I've met lots of hobos, tramps, & bums & was very surprised that they classify themselves differently!

by Starchylde July 10, 2016

bumming my bone

A sexual turn off.

"Geez Kim, you need to wax your moustache, it's bumming my bone"

by tree fingers January 9, 2014

hungary-bum

1. sam
2. to be hungary for the sexual passion of anal sex.
3. POOFTER!!!!

craig:hungary-bum, hungary-bum, sam is a hungary-bum

by Perry et Dan December 10, 2004