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Q: "Bean based?"
A1: "of course bean based"
A2: "Bean is the exact definition of based"

Mr.Bean is the definition of based as his recent statement about comedy being meant to offend people has proven.
Mr.Bean by Taedrinkssometea July 15, 2022

AirBn-beanbag 

A beanbag chair that is likely covered in goo because a bunch of renters spooged in it.
So happy you came to visit while we’re in town, please sit anywhere except maybe the AirBn-beanbag.

Big Bean 

This man.. neigh this legend is an actual fucking beast of nature. this man is a true nigger this man has so much sex it’s actually unreal. also has a 9 inch cock
“who’s that kid with the huge ballsack over there?”
that’s Big Bean
Big Bean by XxmonkeymanxX December 17, 2022

Blustery Bean Bag 

The art of farting directly and purposefully onto your partner’s balls during sex.
Rachel my darling, as it’s our anniversary I think I deserve a blustery bean bag this evening.

21 bean salute 

when someone eats nothing but ghost pepper chili for a week and shits on your face and chest while saluting them with an open mouth
Damnit Derek, I told you that bitch was too fat to give you a 21 bean salute. She almost killed you when she slipped in her own shit!

pork and bean fart 

A fart that smells like a BBQ meal
Greg ate at the barbecue and his farts smelled like pork and bean farts.
pork and bean fart by Miami Todd September 19, 2013