double bakers dozen

When you proceed to throw back a double bakers dozen of beers with the boys. Typically involves drinking the local beer, namely coors banquet while in denver

After last nights bar crawl we should run it back on the double bakers dozen

by ShitmalianHunterXXX December 20, 2024

Chinese Bakery

After falling victim to the Dutch Oven, you respond to your partner by shitting under the covers, then forcing them under to experience the smells of an authentic Chinese Bakery.

Note: A Chinese Bakery must respect the tradition of Chinese baking tradition, meaning it can only be created following a Dutch Oven. Not to be confused with the Dubai Special.

It was crazy bro, I gave my girl a Dutch Oven last night but she totally got me back later on. She shat on the sheets and made a Chinese Bakery!

by Airza May 7, 2025

Running A Bakery

A phrase used to describe a woman with a bad yeast infection.

"Yo mama's yeast infection is so bad she could run a bakery down there."

"Hey man, how'd last night go?"
"Horrible, she was running a bakery."

by The Tortoise and The Kare October 1, 2010

The Mad Bakers

Satiate your guilty temptations with cakes and desserts made from pure love.

The Mad Bakers offers a range of Cupcakes🧁| Cakes🎂 | Donuts🍩 | Pies 🥧 and many more.

by The Mad Bakers November 24, 2021

Asad's Bakery

The gluteus maximus of a man(debatable) named named Asad, its so big it has its own gravitational field.

"Bro, did you see Asad's cake?"
"Damn, bro got the whole bakery. I wanna clap Asad's bakery."

by ChadTirmizey May 25, 2023

Bake in oven

Bake in oven is the equivalent to "burn in hell", but said nicely it doesn't sound as bad. This definition comes from the "unique" minds of Jennifer and Annie.

I hope that behatch bakes in oven.

by MexicanShortie January 10, 2005

baked veggie capsule

A yummy concoction of vegetables encased in bread. No longer called a pocket because of the crude relation to belly button lint.

"So. What are you eating for dinner?"

"Dude. Im eating an amazing baked veggie capsule. Because im a badass vegetarian. Gotta represent."

by Brianne King September 19, 2006