apple

a fruit.

the apple is red.

by aesthetictumblr July 8, 2017

Nikita’s Apples

So once Nikita dropped off apples at my house and I had one and I had one but I ate one but it was good and she dropped it off in a bag and then she dropped dead and I stomped on her and her funeral is soon 😡 I ate her apple and It was good but they were old but good but old but it was also good. I’m going to pee funeral and laugh 😆!! I had the whole thing too it was cool.

Amen. 🙏😌

Person 1: Have you heard of the Nikita’s apples? Like it’s soooo good!!
Person 2: OMG IKR!
Person3: I haven’t heard of it?
Person 2: how dare you?!
Person 1: OMG ITS A LEGEND YOU HAVE TO KNOW IT 😱

by NikitaGaveMeApples! January 21, 2022

apple

An apple is an edible fruit produced by an apple tree. Apple trees are cultivated worldwide and are the most widely grown species in the genus Malus. The tree originated in Central Asia, where its wild ancestor, Malus sieversii, is still found today.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away,
is it true

by Someone who loves Jia October 31, 2020

Jack Apple Chin

Not to be confused with the whiskey of the same name, this is a special alternative term to describe dimpled chins instead of "Butt Chin". Unlike "Butt Chin", this new term describes how the cleft chin itself is more shaped like an apple instead of the human buttocks, as with how the verticle cleft within the chin also resembles a vertical cut within an apple just like a Jack O' Lantern. "Jack" in this saying is meant to reference how apples are often actually used as Jack O' Lanterns sometimes instead of pumpkins.

Look dude, instead of making fun of my cleft chin and saying how much it looks like a butt, how about you just call it a "Jack Apple Chin" instead?

by CelticEagle February 9, 2021

Pulled an Apple

Suing someone, because you claim you invented it or it resembles an idea or concept you had. Meanwhile it's been around long before you came up with the idea. This can even be the simplest of ideas.

Shaun: You hear about Steve?

John: No, what happened?

Shaun: He claims that Bill stole his idea of folding his shirts into squares. He's threatening to sue.

John: Sounds like Steve pulled an apple.

by burnie10 August 31, 2012

High Apples

When you want to emphasize a statement.

Lakota, if you don't show up at 1:30 today as scheduled I will report you to you superior. That's High Apples too!

by Jaysun Saint Clair May 29, 2021

Apples and Oranges

A comparison between two things that aren't exactly similar in the first place.

Apples and Oranges only have one thing in common: They're fruits. So trying to compare them...won't work.

Stones v Beatles is another example of apples and oranges. A bluesy rock and roll band is quite a bit different from a psychedelic rock and roll band, so it's not really possible to compare them at all.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 27, 2024