shower spill

The act of peeing in the shower

You said you had to pee really bad but all I heard was the shower running were you shower spilling

by Wiener squirt May 13, 2016

mouth shower

After giving oral sex to someone kinda unattractive finding yourself in the shower as close to the shower head as possible letting the water spray your mouth out.

Dude after i ate her pussy i had to take a five min. Mouth shower.

by bill.bill April 21, 2016

Shower cream

When you try to gage how much sour cream you are putting on your plate, and accidentally say shower cream cause you are too focused.

Logan : Hey man, they have sour cream.
Evan : your right, love me some shower cream

by Showercream30 September 20, 2016

Dick Shower

When a man had a very fortunate (or unfortunate) 48 hours, he has to take a second shower to pay special attention to his cock, and only his cock. This shower focuses only on the cock, and ensures all bodily fluids, flith, and/or dirt have been successfully removed.

Joe needed a dick shower after working 14 hours, going to the gym, and then having period sex with his wife.

by Leigh Cain May 3, 2018

shower envy

1. Extreme covet towards a shower installed by MGSI Glass.

2. Deep feelings of desire that are difficult to overcome after seeing MGSI Glass work .

Did you see the Jones' new bathroom? You did? Did you see that glass shower that MGSI put in? Yeah, I know - it's spectacular! I got 'dat shower envy!

by jayehteeglass February 7, 2018

sprinkle shower

When you have sex for the third time in one night and hardly produce alot of cum on her belly anymore.

"Man felt so good when I blew that huge load on your stomach, Carla."

"Pft! Are you serious right now Bart? That wasn't even a load that was just a little sprinkle shower, your brother Roger , now he blows some huge loads!"

by Rossy kielbasi January 6, 2017

shower mouse

The revolting mass of hair that lingers under the shower plug, rife with rotting conditioner. The small visible hairs at the top of the plug being merely the tip of the hideous foul smelling iceberg.

I tackled the shower mouse today. Dealing with that shit makes me want to shave my head...

by NWAS January 20, 2017