faithful friend

what you call your significant other when your super religious parents can’t know you’re dating.

mom- “so you’re sure you don’t have feelings for john?”
me- “no, he’s just my faithful friend.”

by juliuliulia July 16, 2019

friend of Ralph

Someone affiliated with the mob, generally a member or associate who does the dirty work.

If you want that guy gone, I can hook you up with a friend of Ralph who could do the job.

by glocksucker69 November 10, 2019

Fake Friend

A person who uses you for things (Fame, Money, ETC.). Not loyal, treats you (or your friends) poorly. A worthless piece of garbage that you should throw away.

Friend: “I’m pretty sure (Name) is using you”. (Y/N): Yeah, she seems like a Fake Friend.

by CiniFoxi May 23, 2019

Bad friend

Someone who hypes there friend up even when they are looking a mess and then that will encourage that friend to keep looking a mess because you are hyping them up.

Your a bad friend because you hyped me up even when I was looking a mess

by Speak facts allll dayyy son June 16, 2019

pillbox friend

A person that you consider your friend, but you can only handle in small doses because you become annoyed with them after a certain amount of time. It's like a pill, you have to take doses of it. You have your dose for Monday, Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, etc.

I like her and all but sometimes she is a little much, she is one of my pillbox friends.

by bellebendek June 17, 2019

Friend Love

A love between two friends or close aquatints

One friend: hey bestie i friend love you :)
Other friend: Awh i friend love you too :)

by Mr Polska December 7, 2019

friend weapons

insults or actions that people use to seriously hurt their friends

Stealing from, cheating with the BFF's lover, and making fun of a dead pet are all friend weapons

by von groovy April 21, 2019