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What's red, and bad for your teeth?

Yuuko: Hey Mai! What's red, and bad for your teeth?
Mai: a brick.

Yuuko: Huh?
*brick falling down crushing her skull*
*explosion*
by coffeemccoffee May 17, 2023
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It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth

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“Man, I just failed that math exam, shit sucks” -Person 1
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