Poochie Twat

An individual who appears to or does own a small dog. Specifically a ratty little thing that needs some form of coat in the winter; and by kicking standards, you could easily clear your garden hedge if it pissed you off.

Ryan: Sandy, you are such a poochie twat.
Sandy: what's a poochie twat?
Ryan: means you like like you own a small dog. Dick.

anon: I'm going to kick you in the balls you poochie twat

by sandy Bashman October 7, 2011

Snuffle twat

A vagina that is lubed by spitting her own snuff juices onto it.

That bitch is so redneck i bet she has a snuffle twat

by Bushman77 October 31, 2016

Tinkle-twat

When someone is really inconveniently annoying. Especially at any place of air travel.

These tinkle-twats made me check in my luggage!

by lwaluben September 7, 2019

death twat

A crazy ass white girl who walks through life looking like she just crawled out of bed. Typically her hair is up in a bun and she has a face so pale she looks like Casper. Her mood ranges from happy and cheerful to downright cranky. You don’t want to cross her.

I walked around campus looking like a Death Twat. I really don’t want anyone recognizing me.

by Death Twatstar May 11, 2018

twat

teenager
with
annoying

tendencies

In walked a few twats complaining about PE requirements again.

by golden surek April 12, 2022

indigo twat

when a male is seen as a vagina bearing human being

"Look at Ryan being such a pussy, what an indigo twat"

by TWAT6 July 12, 2014

Twat Cake

A girl called katie

He called her a Twat cake because her name was Katie

by king clayton December 31, 2018