Cunt whiskers

The hair covering the female pudenda. Public hair.

Her cunt whiskers was so thick I nearly choked to death going down on da bitch.

by Tunmy AuGratin February 28, 2006

Cunt Ton

Exactly 1000 fuck tons. The largest unit of measurement imaginable. May be either quantitative or qualitative. An imperial measure, therefore a metric cunt ton may be larger.

Dude 1: That's a shit ton of stuff. No, bigger than that, a fuck ton.
Dude 2: No, that's like 1,000 fuck tons. I'd call that a cunt ton.

by ElOjo May 20, 2011

munt cunt

When Suryaa is a dog cunt and gets too smashed when pissing up with the boys on a satdie night and munts in the garden bed. Thus causing him to become a munt cunt.

Oi ya fuckin gronk, Suryaa munted in the garden, what a munt cunt.

by Gronk cunt March 18, 2019

Clarke Cunt

Comicbook nickname for a rather clumsy fellow that wears glasses.

Ooh look, it's mild mannered Clarke Cunt....

by super147 July 15, 2011

dog of a cunt

“Dog of a cunt” - An expression or phrase used when describing something you dislike.

“I caught Sara high on meth again digging through my change draw. Fuck me, she is a real dog of a cunt.”

“ I stubbed my big toe on the corner of the fridge, it hurts like a dog of a cunt”

by Turdburgla September 14, 2019

Cunt Farmer

One who is known for trolling clubs and other hot spots in search of sexual conquests, and is more often than not successful.

man, jay is such a cunt farmer. i saw him get 5 numbers in one night.

by specksy November 28, 2010

Cunt Clappers

Extremely slack female genitalia which claps together after riding miles of cock during a lifetime.

John: "I had this old saggy woman last night, her vagina was clapping together with every thrust"

Peter: "Ah yes, the old cunt clappers. My gran used to have this problem!"

by Peter Boobkakke October 21, 2010