Commonwealth triple

When a Lad performs 3 key moves to his girl in one night. The first being the sexual act of sticking a tube up your partners anal hole and pretending to play the bagpipes. Secondly performing sexual relations with a large black goldfish. Lastly producing such a large amount of sperm during oral sex, that it actually drowns the person performing the blowjob.

Oi bois, I did the Commonwealth triple to my bird yesterday. Her funeral is Thursday.

by Sebsass December 15, 2025

one-tripped

one-tripped (verb): To successfully complete a challenging, typically multi-attempt task or endeavor in a single try, especially when it was thought improbable or impossible.

"My brother one-tripped his driver’s license test: parallel parked on the first try, no corrections, no second chance. Mom still brags about it at every family dinner."

"I one-tripped assembling the IKEA dresser; zero missing screws, no cursing, done in under an hour. I deserve a medal."

"I one-tripped the final raid boss in Destiny 2 on my first clear. No wipes, no LFG drama, just flawless execution. The fireteam still calls me ‘One-Trip’ now."

by ImperialFleet1 December 23, 2025

nickel your tipple

the act of tickling one's balls as well as the tip of the penis

Girl: I nickled his tipple last night
or
Girl: im going to nickel your tipple later
or
Boy: Im so bored, i guess ill nickel my tipple later today

by jimoney kriket November 22, 2011

wingley worn tipple

Where one walks up to another and repeatedly licks the tip of there nipple until they scream or push you away.

I will wingley worn tipple you dan

by Wingley worn tipple May 14, 2016

wingley worn tipple

Where one licks the tip of another persons nipple and continues to "wear" it out until they scream or push one away.

I will wingley worn tipple you

by Wingley worn tipple May 14, 2016

i dont give triple shits

I don’t give two shits, but it’s damn triple and you probably don’t give a fuck

Player 1: gg
Player 2: I DONT GIVE TRIPLE SHITS ABOUT THE GAME

by Zraco January 3, 2020

Super ultra mega triple hottie

The hottest I’m telling you the HOTTEST fucker alive. Like the fucking sun is sweating over this bitch. They are oh so super sexy and deserve the medal of hotness.

Oh wow today I’m such a Super ultra mega triple hottie. I should spin in grass while filming a video a couple times.

by Simpledimple June 27, 2021