Barking tree spider

Another word for NIGGER!

The barking tree spiders are thick in here this evening.

by anonymous April 9, 2023

Tree

A word used to describe something good, nice, sexy, goodlooking, cute.
Similar to the word 'peng'.
Most commonly used by the mandem in west yorkshire.

Person 1: you see that boy over there?
Person 2: yeah, he's looking sooo tree innit.
Person 1: he's the most tree lad I've seen ima go get his snap g.

by BigBattyBrian November 6, 2019

Decorating my Christmas Tree

A cheap excuse to use during the holiday season for not hanging out with friends.

Tye: Hey why were you not at the b-ball court.
Damien: Oh I was decorating my Christmas Tree.
Tye: Dude What the fuck that's a lame excuse!

by Santadude69 December 10, 2013

au-tree

A wee dinosaur

Dark: hey U fucking dinosaur

Au-tree: no I’m- not a fucking dinosaur anymore…
Dark:then what are u?
Au-tree:a
Dark:???
Au-tree:wee dinosaur…
Dark0O0
Everyone dies
The end

by T_R_EEE May 7, 2022

Tree

One of the big things growing out of the ground, ya nut

What's a tree?

How the hell do you not know?

by Ya Nut August 14, 2019

Tree Tapping

To which, a man acknowledges his erection after slumber (also known as, "morning wood") and uses it to masturbate, and ejaculate, hence the term, "Tree Tapping."

Yeah, I heard my cousin tree tapping this morning in the bathroom.

by Mama Dragon July 14, 2017

Tree shoes

TreeShoes are what you call someone who thinks that if you pour water into them they will grow.

Stacy thought her heels were tree shoes. lmao stupid bitch

by FUCKILOSTIT November 3, 2020