Thomas

Thomas's are all basic bitches who have bad aim and tacky color opinions

Oh hey look there's Thomas

Oh dont fall for him, he has bad aim
Ok

by Pudle duc November 15, 2019

Thomas Cooper

n: Fat Chick Thrilla

Thomas Cooper goes for the hefty bags, he must be a fat chick thrilla

by The man Tommy C October 7, 2018

Thomas Drenth

The year was 2036, and America(the United States) had yet to see a president as good as Theodore Roosevelt. Until 2038, when Thomas Drenth, of age 33, he announced his candidacy. He would go down as he most important, and best president in all of history. He abolished the deficit, and helped create the first actual mars colony. He was, and is to this day is the most influential and most amazing president.

You did an amazing job, just like a real Thomas Drenth.

by TTPuffPuff May 20, 2019

Thomas

The sexiest guy in the world. Thomas outclasses even a Téo. Therefore he is one hubba hubba guy.

“WOW that guy is one Thomas. He is good looking, sexy and strong!”

by Moose Finbar June 20, 2019

thomas bell jacksom

Thomas bell jacksom is a nice guy, a perfect friend, and will never gonna let you down.
Thomas looks good but he like to deny it sometimes.
Maybe thomas looks happy but he is broken inside.
Thomas is a golden boy

Thomas bell jacksom is a nice guy, a perfect friend, and will never gonna let you down.
Thomas looks good but he like to deny it sometimes.
Maybe thomas looks happy but he is broken inside.
Thomas is a golden boy

by Thomas501 May 21, 2021

Thomas

A Martian, human hybrid that came to earth 24 years ago. Enjoys lifting weights, eating girls out and feasting on huge amounts of brown rice.

Can I substitute the white rice with brown rice. Oh my god you are such a Thomas.

by Ionizedbee January 17, 2019

Thomas carroll

A Thomas Carroll is a gift from God. The best man, friend, father, brother, son, and husband a person could ever have. He's funny and laid back but can get down and have your back should you need it. He has a huge heart and would give you the shirt off his back. He's not only intelligent but also street smart and vigilant. He is amazing to be around, when you're in his presence the world is immediately a better place to be. Though he can be hard headed at times he always admits his faults . Above all else he is a fucking Genius in bed, nick named "The Pussy Whisperer". Want to have multiple mind blowing orgasms? He's your man.... Unfortunately, he's also 100% faithful to his wife, so no other women will ever get to experience him in the sack again except that lucky bitch wife of his .. but damn, I wish I could!!🤤😍🤩

"Damn, that man is such a Thomas Carroll. All women want him and all men want to be him"

by Here Kitty Kitty "Meowwwww" September 26, 2023