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Chips with a side of Cockamole

The man must work at Chipotle for this situation to take place. A fine woman will be placing her order at the local Chipotle. At the conclusion of her order, the man will ask: “Would you like some chips with a side of cockamole?!” The woman will ask if he means guacamole, and the man will counter by showing her what he means (pulls out his girthy chode). This will result in the woman either becoming extremely aroused or a lengthy sexual harassment case.
Big Easy: Yo T-bag, I had some nice authentic Mexican food with my chick last night. The chips and guacamole were tremendous. Really hit the spot.

Stoney: Dawg, I gave this smoking chick at chipotle some chips with a side of cockamole. Really hit her spot if ya know what I mean ;)

Big Easy: T-bag... you are the most savage mofo in the galaxy.
by Stoney69 January 25, 2019
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Double Sided Delight

Double Sided Delight is a desert or breakfast item that can be made for someone who really wants something sweet if you have no sweets in the house.

It is made by taking a piece of bread, spreading butter on one side, spreading peanut butter on the other side, and dripping on Maple syrup before sprinkling on a small amount of sugar.
Have you tried double Sided Delight? It’s really good for when you want sweets but don’t have the cash.
by AniMANIA7983 January 31, 2019
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sides

Sides are spiritual beings that split into two of yourself or taking in a spirit and calling it yours. Sides form when violent past actions have accured.
Do you have sides?
I have sides
My sides are sad...
One of my side's names is Andrew
by SalFisher123 February 14, 2019
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side chick friday

The day after Valentine's Day. When all the Valentine's candy, teddy bears, cards goes on clearance sale and you get your side chick something on that day..
Man: I got my girl something on Valentine's day, time to get my side chick something on side chick Friday
by Mrjake2u February 15, 2019
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reverse sided double peanut butter

Some wierd shit Isaac says
If shes mad at you, you should just hit her with that reverse sided double peanut butter.
by The increased gay September 14, 2018
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One-sided Lemon

A sexual act in which an individual places a half of a lemon on the receiving partner’s anus. The giver of the Lemon squeezes and twists the lemon until the recipient experiences a very painful but also profound burning sensation within the anus and rectum. Afterwards the person on the giving end sticks his/her tongue deep within the anus of the recipient and slurps up accumulated lemon juice, aka the “lemonade”
Maddi wanted to do a one-sided lemon with Eliza, but they only had oranges and grapefruits.
by Madsux May 29, 2018
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Different sides of the same turd

When two things are equally as shit as each other.
Hipsters are better than chavs”.

“They’re different sides of the same turd!”
by Alzamatralz June 2, 2018
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