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Golden Kevin

When someone is making fun of your mom and you pee on them
vincent was making me mad last night so i gave him the golden kevin
by GoldenKevin September 26, 2025
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Kevin

kevin is alive!
by MoonxWalls February 4, 2021
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Kevin

Person 1: her look at the new kid, he’s Asian bro
Person 2: bruh, I bet he’s a Kevin
by You mght know me ;0 November 23, 2021
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Kevin

Please stop posting screenshots of your name to Instagram FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
My Instagram stories are getting Kevin’d so hard right now.
by Thwip Thwip November 23, 2021
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Kevin G.O

A really popular freshman (at this time) at school who could drop a pencil and suddenly there’s a religion based on it.
by Moonwolfstar February 18, 2018
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Kevin

A Kevin is a one-of-a-kind individual. Funny and relaxed, they can bring a sense of calm to an infuriating session. They often enjoy long workout sessions where they watch the other person do all of the work and even take great pleasure in the physical torture of the person doing the workout. Kevins understand that this fact is rarely missed by the person doing the working out, and Kevins tolerate items being thrown at them in protest, they are very giving like that.

Kevins are witty and fun, often providing the best banter and comebacks, can keep you laughing forever!! Kevins also enjoy it when people are stuck in the classroom and unable to leave with long drives home: Kevins can provide plenty of jokes and heat to any situation.

Kevins are PROS when it comes to handling stubborn, willful people! Rarely surprised and unmoved by any display of obstinance (probably because he enjoys tormenting so much), you can trust your stubbornness to a Kevin, guaranteed!

Despite a head-turning ability, Kevins always remain humble. Always imitated, never duplicated...never miss an opportunity to get to know a Kevin.
by what is a ? May 25, 2022
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Kevin

Something gay, used in a sentence or as a gay thing.
1: Bro I sucked off some random homeless person for 20 bucks.
2: That's something Kevin would do

1: $50 is $50, just saying
2: Stop being a Kevin
by Cuntacuss June 11, 2022
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