Seaslut

An awesome marine biologist who kicks ass at life.

"Wooooow look that that Seaslut"

by Thatsrighttaylor August 21, 2011

Seaslut

Someone who is a badass in the water.

Look at that surfer go! What a Seaslut!

by Mhmmhmright September 7, 2011

Seasoned Seconds

a more positive outlook on the situation of sloppy seconds. Instead of looking down on someone with some experience, look at them like a seasoned veteran and get ready for some fun.

Bro1: Dude, that girl over there is so hot.
Bro2: Dude, she and I hooked up last night.
Bro1: Seasoned Seconds, Bro.

by Bronerific September 13, 2011

Season My Own Skillet

Masturbate masturbate wank

I think I will stay in tonight and season my own skillet

by Donnia December 18, 2012

seasonal snuggler

When people who live in cities with winter pick someone to shack up with for the cold months and dump them when spring comes along

Bob and Sandy were each others' seasonal snuggler, but when the hormones from the sun kicked in again, they broke up

by paidtobenice13 November 24, 2013

Seashoriface

1. The act of walking alone down a deserted coastline with the intentions of finding a sea creature washed ashore, locating the first oriface you can find on that creature and then fucking said oriface. This is often times a result of being shipwrecked or stranded and constantly seeking out new methods of masturbation.

2. When a womans oriface has the distinct smell of the seashore.

3. A portmanteau of the words "Seashore" + "Oriface"

"Whales are too big, starfish are too small, but the blowhole on a dolphin is the perfect size if you're out for a seashoriface."

by billebllunt December 11, 2013

seasonal shooter

One who only shoots up in the winter because you can wear long sleeves all the time.

It's sweater weather those seasonal shooter will be hittin the streets again.

by tax man January 19, 2014