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Jacob

A fat bitch who sits across from me in World History and he always wears a trump 2020 hat.
Look at this absolute loon!
That's Jacob.
by Fuck.Jacob November 15, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob is a pussy

Jacobbatboy more like mother fucking 3 eyed triple chin pussy
jacob
by arfse October 1, 2021
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Jacob brodbeck

A faggit that’s only good enuf to pick up a cute girl once and a while but is isn’t good at anything else
by Bye your best frind July 29, 2018
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Jacob

You're such a Jacob, get away from me.
by Smexy Satan November 24, 2021
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Jacob

Jacob is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He may be shy at first, but you will later see how beautiful and amazing his personality is. He is hilarious, sporty, smart, drop-dead gorgeous, an over all good guy, and knows how to make someone's day a whole lot better. He's good with the girls and is friends with everyone.

Jacob is most compatible with names that start with: C, A, D, R, and N

Jacobs lucky numbers: 1, 9, 18, and 19
Person 1: That dude over there is such good guy
Person 2: Yeah, his name is Jacob
Person 1: Oh! That makes sense!
by um..i ever went to oovoo javer October 15, 2019
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Jacob Beamer

Jacob Beamer is super hot. But dont be tricked, hes a major fuckboy. Jacob Beamers tend to be short but not down there..... if you know what i mean. He will be all innocent then POP out of no where he will ask for nudes! He always hangs out with girls, and hot ones too! ( which im pretty sure he pays them to hang out with him) Dont fall for a Jacob Beamer!
"He is such a fuckboy! He just asked me for nudes!"
"He must be a Jacob Beamer"
by kay.kay.kay. May 22, 2016
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Jacob

by Coydee May 19, 2023
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