Rusty Easter

When somebody shits in your Easter basket.

Bob "Your in a bad mood, Whats up?"
John"I had a Rusty Easter"
Bob"Well that's what you get for dating that fecal freak you call your girlfriend."

by Woodstock shit storm June 18, 2013

rusty putter

the act of tap-tapping a girl on the cheek with your putter after fucking her on the rag. essential to the rusty putter is the gentle scent of iron wafting off your shaft.

she didn't tell me the red tide was rolling in, so when I finished I gave her the rusty putter.

by Purple Helmeted Yogurt Slinger September 7, 2013

Rusty First Hand

The "First" part is referring to the first president. So you have someone dress up in a George Washington costume, then they give you a Rusty Trombone. You then finish on the back of their hand and they proceed to backhand you.

Why get a Rusty Trombone when you could get a Rusty First Hand?

by Arcum Dagsson November 6, 2013

rusty bolder

When you slip your balls in your old rusty grandmas pussy.

Man that grandma looks like I need to rust her pussy up with an old fashion rusty bolder.

by Bethu December 13, 2013

Rusty shotgun

When a someone is giving you a hearty rim job whilst reaching around and fondling your balls like a gun handle and pulling your penis shaft with the other hand just like cocking a pump action shotgun .. This action is a variant of the rusty trombone

Sally gave me a rusty shotgun the other night and it felt great

by Spanky667 January 1, 2014

rusty ganache

A man with kidney stones blowing a bloody load inside the pooper.

It hurt like a muthafuckah, but I gave Lindsey a hell of a Rusty Ganache last night.

by Gnarly174738 April 30, 2014

rusty beercap

An unforeseen brown asshole that feels good upon penetration but rips your cock off on the way out. Post penetration, you will indeed require a tetanus shot.

I thought I was gonna get inside that girls brown eye, but instead I got into her rusty beercap and now my cock is missing.

by b.diesel May 15, 2014