retard

Knowing better not to do something and doing it anyway.

The freakin' retard jumped off the roof and broke his ass bone.

by New Eglish May 7, 2018

sphincter retardation

When your ass hole doesn't know whether it should shit or clamp up.

Bradley scared Andrew so bad that he had a case of sphincter retardation.

by Dizzy D. May 3, 2018

retards

you

yo retards why you looking here

by niggaaaaa~~~~~~~~~ December 2, 2023

Retard

Stephen hawking

“Look at that retard”

“Oh that’s my boy Stephen”

by Stephenhawkingwalking January 12, 2024

Retard

A low elo Town of Salem player (hates high elos due to inferiority complex) who thinks he/she is good but the only thing they're good at is making completely pathetic decisions.

Irmag is a retard because he believes in "always hang the accuser first"

by Noob14 October 20, 2021

Ratchet Strap Retarded

The inability to utilize or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap

Yo B, the bike flew off the truck last night when we were taking it the track because you are ratchet strap retarded.

by Derbygirl669 August 6, 2021

Retard

Jason Hardy AKA Daddy boy

“Geez, what a loser. Jason Hardy is a total Retard. Love mommy girl though!”

by Pennypage13 July 7, 2020